Herd didn't do it

There has been growing suspicion that Herd Management may be behind the chaos in Jonesville, NC over the past few days. Rest assured fans of the Purp, Herd managements hands are clean of these dasterdly deeds. While it is true that Herd Administration has come up considerably short on the end of year budget due to numerous Herd dropouts during the preseason, there has not been a need to rob small town libraries or school buses. Also, even though the demand is high, Herd Management will not be working street corners or 1 hour hotels in the foresable future, however one should not necessarily completely remove it from the equation.

With that Herd Bizness out of the way, please remember that THIS THURSDAY is the Tar Heel League regular season Finale. Game one v/s Novant at 7:30 has been deemed Andy Fansler appreciation day for the tremendous contributions Mr. Fansler made to the foundation of the Mighty Purps. While there is a better chance of Kayne West handing over the rap artist of the year award to the Judds than there is Fansler actually showing up for the game, it would still be nice to show our support.

Game two is the battle of Cherry Street when the Majestic Purple Herd face off against the desperate Sateds of Comp, which will decide the regular season champion and the #1 seed for the Tar Heel League Tournament. Both games will be at Washington Park Field #4, with pregame festivities at 4:45 at the downtown Kernel Kustard.

Herd Up!!